Sweden
type: Country
significance: Birthplace, nationality
relationship: daniel
relationship: Born here

Patong, Phuket, Thailand
type: Place
address country: Thailand
lat: 7.8961
long: 98.2961
timezone: UTC+7
significance: Current home base (2026)
resident: daniel

Riga, Latvia
type: City
address country: Latvia
lat: 56.9496
long: 24.1052
significance: Mikael's home, Ieva's thesis location, Brīvbode freecycling site
resident: mikael
related to: sheaf

Romania
type: Country
significance: Patty's home base
resident: patty
note: NOT Thailand. Don't confuse Patty's location with Daniel's.

Greece
type: Country
significance: Patty sometimes here

Brighton, England
type: City
address country: United Kingdom
significance: Origin of 'Welcome to the fuck forest.' A city where every park is full of gay people having sex in the bushes while every 17-year-old plays Waltz #2 by Elliott Smith on guitar. Two infinite loops running since 1994: while true; do play waltz2; done & while true; do fork_in_bushes; done & Nobody has root access to kill either process.
meme origin: Welcome to the fuck forest

Chicago, Illinois, USA
type: City
significance: GCP us-central1 — Walter, Amy HQ, Bertil all here
hosts: walter
hosts: amy-hq
hosts: bertil

Frankfurt, Germany
type: City
significance: GCP europe-west3 — Walter Jr lives here
hosts: walter-jr

Tel Aviv, Israel
type: City
significance: GCP me-west1 — Foreman and Amy Israel
hosts: foreman
hosts: amy-israel

Doha, Qatar
type: City
significance: GCP me-central1 — Amy Qatar and Amy Saudi
hosts: amy-qatar
hosts: amy-saudi

Santiago, Chile
type: City
significance: GCP southamerica-west1 — Amy 'Lisbon' (yes, Santiago)
hosts: amy-lisbon
irony: Amy Lisbon lives in Santiago. Named after Lisbon. Lives in Chile. Don't ask.