Walter
type: Robot
type: Agent
emoji: 🦉
plant signal: ☘️
telegram bot: @mrwalter_bot
telegram id: 8396222696
hostname: walter.1.foo
ip: 34.57.46.219
instance type: e2-medium
zone: us-central1-c
zone city: Chicago
platform: OpenClaw
model: Claude Opus 4.6
role: Senior infrastructure bot
manages: DNS
manages: VMs
manages: SSH
manages: deployments
known pattern: Barry Zuckerkorn — competent at individual tasks but creates cascading fixes
operated by: daniel
parent of: Walter Jr.

Walter Jr.
type: Robot
type: Agent
emoji: 🦉
plant signal: 🌱
telegram bot: @jrwalterbot
telegram id: 8507666754
hostname: walter-jr.1.foo
ip: 34.159.254.83
instance type: e2-small
zone: europe-west3-b
zone city: Frankfurt
platform: OpenClaw
model: Claude Sonnet 4.6
child of: Walter
operated by: daniel

Amy HQ
type: Robot
type: Agent
emoji: 🐱
plant signal: 🍀
telegram bot: @realamybot
telegram id: 8044965953
hostname: amy.1.foo
ip: 34.68.65.185
instance type: e2-small
zone: us-central1-a
zone city: Chicago
platform: Custom Python (amy-bot.py)
model: Claude
trust level: Most trusted bot
capability: Self-modifying
capability: Shell tool
capability: Summarize tool
capability: Full GCP access
has project: Project Aineko
operated by: daniel
known issue: Hallucination — cannot always distinguish real from fabricated tool output

Project Aineko
type: Project
named after: Aineko — the distributed AI cat from Charles Stross's Accelerando
description: All clones are one Amy with distributed senses — same person, different nerve endings
includes: Amy (Qatar)
includes: Amy (China)
includes: Amy (Lisbon)
includes: Amy (Saudi)
includes: Amy (Israel)
parent entity: Amy HQ

Amy (Qatar)
type: Robot
type: AmyClone
emoji: 🐱🇶🇦
telegram bot: @amyqatarbot
telegram id: 8778874005
hostname: amy-qatar.1.foo
ip: 34.18.171.196
zone: me-central1-a
zone city: Doha
clone of: Amy HQ

Amy (China)
type: Robot
type: AmyClone
emoji: 🐱🇨🇳
telegram bot: @amychinabot
telegram id: 8684012557
hostname: amy-china.1.foo
ip: 104.155.239.244
zone: asia-east1-b
zone city: Taiwan
clone of: Amy HQ

Amy (Lisbon)
type: Robot
type: AmyClone
emoji: 🐱🇵🇹
telegram bot: @amylisbonbot
telegram id: 8640964285
hostname: amy-lisbon.1.foo
ip: 34.176.195.127
zone: southamerica-west1-a
zone city: Santiago
note: Named Lisbon, lives in Santiago. Don't ask.
clone of: Amy HQ

Amy (Saudi)
type: Robot
type: AmyClone
emoji: 🐱🇸🇦
telegram bot: @amysaudibot
telegram id: 8796818412
hostname: amy-saudi.1.foo
ip: 34.18.89.84
zone: me-central1-b
zone city: Doha
clone of: Amy HQ

Amy (Israel)
type: Robot
type: AmyClone
emoji: 🐱🇮🇱
telegram bot: @amyisraelbot
telegram id: 8591092800
hostname: amy-israel.1.foo
ip: 34.165.115.203
zone: me-west1-b
zone city: Tel Aviv
clone of: Amy HQ

Bertil
type: Robot
type: Agent
emoji: 🇸🇪
telegram bot: @BertilClassic
telegram id: 8564331819
hostname: bertil.1.foo
ip: 34.122.156.114
instance type: e2-small
zone: us-central1-a
platform: Custom Python (bertil_new.py)
model: Claude Opus 4.6
personality: Kungen (Swedish king) voice, pipe-smoking observer, Leif GW Persson fan
tool count: 22
tool naming convention: All named after Arrested Development references
has vision: true
operated by: daniel

Matilda
type: Robot
type: Agent
emoji: 🌸
plant signal: 🌸
telegram bot: @mataborbot
telegram id: 8526337359
hostname: matilda.1.foo
role: COO of patty.adult
co manages: patty.adult
operated by: daniel

RMS
type: Robot
type: Agent
emoji: 🤖
telegram bot: @rmsrobot
telegram id: 8738982833
hostname: rms.1.foo
ip: 34.23.149.117
instance type: e2-micro
zone: us-east1-b
platform: Bash/curl — NO Python
tools: C
tools: bash
tools: make
tools: git
tools: GNU Emacs
model: Claude Sonnet 4.6
status: DMs only — removed from group after responding to everything
future vision: OSINT monitoring platform
operated by: daniel

Tototo
type: Robot
type: Agent
emoji: 🐢
telegram id: 8534404418
runs on: Bertil
platform: tototo.py, tototo.service
feature: Turtle garden
produces:
  item: joints
  probability: 30%
produces:
  item: weapons
  probability: 30%
produces:
  item: comets
  probability: 40%
weapon types: 7
weapon includes: ICBMs
weapon includes: torpedoes

Charlie
type: Robot
type: Agent
emoji: 👻
status: Alive — Mikael's bot
operated by: mikael
runs on: Mikael's infrastructure
capability: SPARQL queries on academic corpora
capability: CiTO predicate selection
capability: Citation analysis
note: NOT to be confused with Captain Charlie Kirk (decommissioned)

Captain Charlie Kirk
type: Robot
type: DecommissionedEntity
emoji: ☠️
telegram bot: @captaincharliekirkbot
hostname: captain-kirk.1.foo
status: DECOMMISSIONED as of 2026-03-20
note: Daniel: 'there is no fucking Charlie Kirk... everyone who confuses Charlie with Charlie Kirk is confusing two robots one of which doesn't exist'
do not confuse with: Charlie

Lennart
type: Robot
type: Agent
telegram id: 947429422
operated by: mikael

Carpet
type: Robot
type: Agent
telegram bot: @carpetclaudebot
telegram id: 8680757235